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| + | Senator Mike Lee is a lying russian troll | ||
| + | With a career he flushed down toilet bowl. | ||
| + | "You must please us" | ||
| + | Would scream Orange Jesus | ||
| + | And racist rants would spill from Mike's hole | ||
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| + | There once was a gay MAGA gnome Dom Lucre | ||
| + | believed in sex tunnels and the Jewish Death ray | ||
| + | would spread disinfo and lies | ||
| + | while his fiancé banged | ||
| + | Now Dom and Whitney ask " Hey Elon Where' | ||
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| + | There once was a geeked out gnome Dom | ||
| + | Literally everything he tried would bomb | ||
| + | Maybe he crazy | ||
| + | or just too Damn lazy | ||
| + | but his lack of success even killed his Mom | ||
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| usually some bootlicking autocrat with an authoritarian stank | usually some bootlicking autocrat with an authoritarian stank | ||
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| + | There once was a horse faced troll MTG | ||
| + | Who had a rack for any guy to see | ||
| + | Spoke of chem Trails | ||
| + | And Burisma fire sales | ||
| + | But dreamed of nothing but Hunter' | ||
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